Christian One Liners...

-Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
-We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
-Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
-Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
-Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
-God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
-Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong to it.
-God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
-Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
-Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
-He who angers you, controls you!
-If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
-Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
-The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
-The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
-We don't change the message, the message changes us.
-God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
-Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
-It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
-The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
-When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
-People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
-If the church wants a better Priest, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
-Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
-Peace starts with a smile
-Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
-Forbidden fruits create many jams.
-God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
-Prayer: You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to.....discourage him.