Moving

Monika and I are hoping to move... we need a quiet place... away from our damned neighbors and their damned dog with fu*%ing fleas.

In the mean time, I've moved my blog. Mostly due to the insistence of Micah, I've switched over to Wordpress. Much better. Everything should still be about the same... wordpress switched everything for me. So come visit!

http://myworldrevised.wordpress.com

See you there!

About the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

This is a great foreign car commercial... and well worth your time!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esNgg2iN_QE

Christian One Liners...

-Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
-We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
-Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
-Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
-Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
-God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
-Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong to it.
-God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
-Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
-Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
-He who angers you, controls you!
-If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
-Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
-The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
-The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
-We don't change the message, the message changes us.
-God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
-Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
-It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
-The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
-When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
-People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
-If the church wants a better Priest, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
-Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
-Peace starts with a smile
-Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
-Forbidden fruits create many jams.
-God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
-Prayer: You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to.....discourage him.

Flip it...

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25 Reasons Why I Am No Longer A Christian...

Thanks to Micah for emailing this to me!

http://www.control-z.com/pgs/why_no_longer.html

The short answer to all of this? The Bible and Christianity don't stand up under scrutiny. There are too many glaring contradictions and inconsistencies, incoherent reasoning and moral repugnances, ethical sidesteps and magical presuppositions. As a spiritual entity it is corrupt and self-serving, ego-centered, narcissistic. When Hitler's "Final Solution" was to send six million Jews to their deaths we condemned him as a monster; when the Christian God sends these same Jews to Hell we are suppose to praise and adore him as the Highest Paradigm of Moral Intelligence. It makes no sense, unless we are living in abject denial.



In other news... I still think that 99% of "Conversations With God" is a crock of $#!+, but I've read some today that may keep me reading...

Mr. 3000

Congrats to Craig Biggio and his 3000th hit! And 3001st... and 3002nd...

5 hits in a single game!!! Woo Hoo!!!

The NEW 10 Commandments...

I know you've all heard already... but don't you think that this is ridiculous???

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/transportation/320413_vatican19ww.html?source=rss


I personally think that the vatican should stay the hell to their own problems...